FEMBOTS!!

[spoofmaster]

spoofmaster: ..ah, I got it. Rusty has a crush on the Doctor. That's why he has to get snogged all the time.
nobleplatypus: Rusty has a crush on the Doctor, and Rose is his vehicle of lub
spoofmaster: luuuub
nobleplatypus: lub a dub dub
nobleplatypus: *.... doesn't even want to think of where that would be heading*
spoofmaster: Rose was really a robot all along
nobleplatypus: a FEMBOT!
spoofmaster: designed to lull the Doctor into complacency
spoofmaster: and lure him to Rusty's lair
nobleplatypus: DUN DUN DUN
spoofmaster: where he will be...violated, probably
nobleplatypus: never able to look at his sonic screwdriver the same way again
spoofmaster: there was a setback when she got stuck in another dimension, but Rusty's been sending more fembots his way and aaaargh thank you so much, Platy
nobleplatypus: *awful screams for mercy* "--Hang on, I didn't even know it had that sett--" *more awful screams for mercy*
spoofmaster: O_O
spoofmaster:*laaaaaaauuuughs*
nobleplatypus: *kicks feet delightedly*

And in other news, VotD was a disappointment. Thanks so much, Rusty.